Oak Ridge, TN Christmas Parade |
Part two: The Perils of a Small Independent Children’s Book Publisher and Author.
Despite the power failure that blew out the lights during
our first public appearance in East Tennessee, the Nutcracker Publishing
Company’s children’s book characters still radiated! The city of Kingston,
Tennessee’s City Council awarded Nutcracker Publishing Grand Prize, or what
they called the Mayor’s Award, for our parade entry.
We invested the prize money we received from our award in a
larger, more powerful inverter and prepared to shine our literary brilliance on
the Secret City of Oak Ridge, Tennessee--
A pro-nuclear city if ever there was one!
Needless to say, our white lab rat from Nuclear Power: How a Nuclear Power PlantReally Works! could hardly wait to light up his larger-than-life hard hat
and promote nuclear literacy for its citizens.
We arrived early and got to work transforming my son’s green
jeep into Chubby the white lab rat. This
time, my husband Randy was our driver. He’s also our in-house electrician, and
he was going to make sure the lights did not dim on this parade!
So, of course, after wrapping the jeep in Christmas lights,
we plugged in our super-sized inverter and it DOES NOT work! I should be writing TV sitcoms instead of
children’s books, because this is the sort of thing that always happens to us.
Randy rushed to the store where we had purchased our
inverter and where I’m sure the guys empathized with his need to appease his
crazy wife and bring back an inverter that actually WORKED! This would be the
fourth time he got me an inverter and he wouldn’t leave the store until they
tested it out and he was sure it would light up a tractor-trailer-- not to
mention a jeep.
By the time he got back to the parade venue, my daughter Tabitha
and I had Chubby dressed, Tickles Tabitha ready to wave, bookmarks and enough
parade candy to sicken Santa ready to distribute. We watched as Randy connected
the inverter and turned on the lights… which glowed magnificently!
Tickles Tabitha climbed onto the rooftop of our jeep (a.k.a.
Chubby the nuclear lab rat) and just as I had hoped parade bystanders in the Secret
City of Oak Ridge were blinded by nuclear literacy radiance--
and Christmas lights! ...
Obligatory Selfie |